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Posted December 11, 2007 * Comments(6)

Ok, so today is weigh in Tuesday. *insert sarcastic yay here* I was a little nervous about today because as far as calories and points go, I was around 1400-1500 calories all week long with the exception of three days. I should mention that I had two kick ass workouts and bowled for 3 hours. So at least I was moving for three days last week. I was still nervous though.

Well, I got on the scale and it said 183.0 which means up 0.4. Poop! Oh yeah, I did a lot of that this morning too! Sorry, TMI. Anyway, for those of you who obsessively weigh yourself, when it’s WI Tuesday, I do just that. I get on and off the scale about 10 times, just to make sure it’s the same. Well, around my 10th time getting on and off the scale the numbers starting shifting between 181.4 and 183. WTF!!!! So now I’m really obsessed until…. you guessed it.. until the number stayed at 181.4. I got on and off the scale about 10 more times just to be sure but it didn’t budge anymore.

So the verdict is DOWN 1.2. Maybe my scale is possessed, maybe it’s messing with me or maybe it just needs a new battery. Either way, I’ll take the loss. Oh and in addition to my scale “victory”, my measurements have changed for the better. My hips are down one inch (how is that possible) and my waist is down a half inch. Woowoo!!

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Posted November 27, 2007 * Comments(2)

That’s what my scale said to me this morning when I prayed silently then cursed like a sailor. My t.o.m. BETTER be coming because I’m crabby, not sleeping well, and my ass gained 2.2 lbs. I’m gonna sulk because I’m a woman and feel I’m entitled to a “I gained weight despite working my ass off and EATING RIGHT even on Thanksgiving” grumble. Arrgh, maybe I’ll try to squeeze into my size 8’s anyway…then I could say I met my goal (aside from the magician thing) and be done with it. Ok, as I write my mood is getting better. Wow, women are crazy. I guess I better put some clothes on.. yes I’m sitting here in the buff… It’s time to go to work. Gotta fly!

ps. I ordered my first pair of Spanx a couple of days ago. Fedex says he will bring them to me by Wednesday. I’m so excited! Any of you making your butts look better?