Dear Pablo’s GF,


Just because you splash water on the dishes, doesn’t mean they’re actually clean.
Thanks for the apology for taking no less than a week to wash your dishes. I also love that you left all your eating utensils in the sink.. as if you didn’t use them??
Next time could you skip the apology and just use, um, dish soap and let’s see, a sponge?
Thanks.
The Dish Re-washer
XOXO
ps. I’m working on the patience thing but this is just one of those things that GETS ON MY NERVES.