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Last night was so much fun with my nephew. He is two and just a bunch of fun and a hand full. You never know whats going to happen when he’s around. We walked to the play ground and boy was that a hoot. Then he said ” aunt tina carry me and run” oh so i am feeling the effect of that yes in deed. I dont know how you mothers do it, man i am just pooped today after spending just a couple of hours with him. There must be something implanted into you gals with children right after delivering your child because i sure dont have it. I wanted to share alittle chocolate comic with you all to start your day off with a laugh, and remenber you have to think thin to be thin.
Chocolate Tips & Facts
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provides your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?
If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. *But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
Two phrases: Money talks. Chocolate sings.
The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.