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First off Steph i feel your pain..

I have been having some problems going to the bathroom the past couple of days, yea its been like three days since i have pooped, i always get like that at TOM. I started off really good yesterday in my skinny jeans but as the day went on i started thinking about it and then you know that’s trouble and by 5:00 i am feeling really ugh like eventually something has to explode. OK so i have done everything possible to get me to go drank water like crazy, eat lots of fiber( i mean lots), and so on I really didnt want to go the laxative route but it was a last option. So Yesterday me and my trustee walking buddy (my mom) decided we were going to up the Annie and instead of walking two miles like usual we were going to try for four miles. At this point i would like to thank god that the bf did not go on this trip. Well about three miles from home the urge hits me and i have to go, i mean then right now i don’t care if its a ditch or the side of the road i have to go, forget wiping i will do that later just get this evil devil out of my tail end. Ok of  coarse we were three miles from home and no where in site to go potty. So i decided that the best option is either i go in the woods or poop my pants. Well that really wasnt a hard decision especially since i knew the bf would be at home by the time i got back and that would have been hard to explain if i pooped my pants so i head for the woods. I was like a dog running in circles looking for no poison ivy shit i don’t need that on my @ss, and no snakes, oh that would be embarrassing. So i find my spot and let the freedom from this evil world begin oh the relief. Then i actually start thinking ok now i am going to have to suck up the rest of the walk back with shit on me because there is not toilet paper hell i just went in the woods. Lord what if someone saw me out here pooping in the woods, my butt may end up on utube. Then my mother has the bright idea of using my undies and just leaving them in the woods, oh quick look to see which one’s i had on and BINGO they weren’t the fav pair so out there somewhere is my pretty little purple panties with shit covered all over them. Hey it worked thought and today im back to the relief of not being full of shit. Oh and if you find my panties in the woods and you actually pick them up you can keep them dont worry about returning them. Next time i think i will just stick to the laxative and stay at home.

First off i just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments you all left me. It makes me feel so loved by all you bloggers. (tear) The feeling I had yesterday by wearing my skinny jeans was something that no words could ever descripe and then this morning to log on and see what all you wrote to me it was just the best…. Well sorry this is short i have a really good story to tell about yesteday ( i feel you steph) involving poop, excerise, and hurting pain. I know you all cant wait but i promise i will tell all. I heart you guys…