This is my pooch, Snickers.  I bought him a new sweater and he just looks so darn cute in it that I had to post it here.  If nothing else, for a smile.

I’m sorry the pic looks a little washed out.  My daughter took the picture with her cell phone, but like I said, he just looks so darn cute.

Thanks for stopping by.

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living 

room and I said to her,  “I never want to live in a 

vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids 

from a bottle.   If that ever happens, just pull the 

plug.”

She got up, unplugged the TV  and  threw out my wine.

She’s such a bitch!!!!

After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed … “Lord, it’s up to you, if you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery.” And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block , there it was!  God is so Good!”

A friend of mine, who happens to be a senior citizen, sent this to me.  I thought it was funny, so I’m sharing. 

And what were you

thinking????

Tsk tsk tsk

I hope it is okay to post these.  A friend sent them to me and I just thought they were a riot.  I hope it makes all of you laugh.  :-) 

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.Q. What’s the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ballQ.

Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!Q. Why! is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.Q. W

hat do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.Q.What is the difference between ” ooooooh“and “aaaaaaah“?
A. About three inches.Q.

Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip. Q.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.Q:

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.! What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.Q:

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don’t have balls to scratch!

The WHYs of Men:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)